Chapter 6 - The Part Where They Do “It”
“Two single beds, please,” Bean asked the guy behind the desk at the Travel Lodge off the M25. He said please because he is British and they always remember their manners.
The guy behind the desk spotted Ham behind him, bending over seductively to pick up some bags. “Are you sure you don’t want a kingsize?” he said.
“WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!” shouted Bean. “WE ARE BROTHERS AND WOULD NEVER…”
Ham approached. “I don’t know why you ever freak out, Bean. Nobody knows we’re brothers. We look nothing alike. We could be a gay couple for all they know. There is absolutely no reason for us to pretend otherwise.”
“Oh yeah…” Bean said. “This is why I fuck you Ham, you just have the best logic.”
Meanwhile, the man behind the desk of the Travel Lodge vomited in his mouth.
“So, what’s the case?” asked Ham once they entered their surprisingly value-for-money room.
“I don’t know, Erica hasn’t thought that far into the plot yet,” said Bean.
“Wanna have hot, incestuous sex?” asked Ham, wiggling his eyebrows.
“Sure, why they hell not?” said Bean, taking off his “I <3 One Direction” shirt.
